Pono me ke poʻo inoa e like me ka hoʻonui mau. Ua mālie ka wikiō, ʻaʻohe mea kūikawā. Maikaʻi ka kāne. Nui ka hopena o ka wikiō, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ka lele ke nānā aku. Ua manaʻo wau e hele ana i kahi hewa. Makemake au e nānā i ka maikaʻi o ka wikiō, maikaʻi loa. Ua ʻike maopopo ʻia nā mea a pau, a hiki i ka pimple. Ma ke kumu, ʻaʻole ia he luhi ke nānā.
ʻAe, e ʻōlelo kākou ʻaʻole me ka wahine anal wale nō, ua hoʻoikaika nui ʻia ka wahine! A ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hāʻawi i ka wahine anal, ʻike maopopo ʻia ʻo ia mai ka moe wahine ua hauʻoli nui ʻo ia! A noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole ia i wehe i kāna mau aniani - ua manaʻo ʻia e hele mai kāna hoa i ka maka, a pono e uhi i kona mau maka mai ka sperm!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!