ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
I ka wahine uʻi, maʻalahi loa ka uku ʻaiʻē. Hiki iā ʻoe ke waiho iā ia ma lalo o ka mea ʻaiʻē. ʻO ke kola a kāna kāne i kau ai ma luna ona, ua like ia me ka stigma no ka wahine hoʻokamakama. Ua koho kāna kāne i ka lole e hele ai i kāna mau mea aloha, a ʻo nā panties he hui puritanical pono ʻole. E like me ka wahine piko. Ua hāʻawi ʻo ia e kiʻi iā ia i nā Negroes ma kāna kelepona e hāʻawi i ka hōʻoia i kāna kāne ua uku ʻo ia i kāna aie piliwaiwai. Ua hana ikaika nā trambos ʻeleʻele i kāna mau leʻaleʻa, e hoʻomake nui iā lākou - ua uē ke kaikamahine ma lalo o ko lākou nui, akā ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i nā makemake āpau o nā lio ʻApelika. Hoʻihoʻi ʻia ka aie, a ua kōkua ka hottie i ka uku ʻana.
ʻO wai ka inoa o kēia kanaka uʻi?