He ākea ākea loa! Ua like ka nui o ka anal me he kumu lāʻau a e kau ana kona labia i waho e like me ko ke kupuna wahine! ʻEhia ka nui o kāu e hoʻomake ai i kahi wahine ʻōpio e hoʻomohala i kāna mau puka e like me ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nani ʻo ia ma kona kino, akā he aha ka maikaʻi inā ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻo ia mai nā ʻaoʻao āpau a hiki i ka palena? No ka laʻana, e ʻōlelo kākou me ka penis liʻiliʻi e hoʻopaʻa ʻoe iā ia no nā hola a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai no ka mea, ʻaʻohe hakakā. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ka lele ʻana me ka puʻupuʻu!
Inā makemake nā moa, e male lākou me kekahi bipi. No laila ua hoʻokō kēia kanaka i ko lākou makemake a pau. Manaʻo ʻoe he naʻaupō loa nā brunettes? ʻAʻole, he uʻi lākou, ʻike wau i ko lākou mau maka. Waiwai pakahi lakou i kanaka, e like me ka bipi. ʻO ka lita o ka waiū i ka lā ka mea maʻamau no lākou! Ua hahau au i kela mau kahu waiu me he mea la e hu'i lakou e like me na baluna!