Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
He ʻano palaualelo a ʻōlelo ʻole! ʻElua mau kāne i loko o ka lumi a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i ka moe kolohe. Hoʻāʻo ka ʻelemakule e huki i ka lede e like me ka hiki iā ia, a ʻo ka ʻōpio wale nō e hoʻōho iā ia iho! A ua hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kahi wikiō maikaʻi loa me kahi hoʻonohonoho hoihoi o nā komo pālua ʻē aʻe. He mea hoihoi loa ia!
Nani ka hoki!